Friday, May 13, 2005
Late Night On The Street
Good morning people, isn't it weird that getting drunk the before night always make you awake in the morning? and your throat craves for huge amount of water? Isn't it suppose to make you sleep beautifully until the other day's dawn and make you feel so good to be drunk? God damn it, who told me that? *although it doesn't change me from being an alcoholic*
Well, there are two enormous reasons for me to get drunk, namely Jos and Steph. My lovely Brit chicks are leaving me this saturday, travel around east coast and Uluru, then head back to England for good. The Sly fox is the best choice on Thursday nite *winks to Julian & crook mouth*, good DJs line up and did I mention cheap drink? *grins* Bascially I had like 6 cocktails and the rest of the night... I just don't remember.
Jos & Steph are wonderful people with lovely Brit chick wits, they are both very easy going with big heart to friends. Well, good luck girls and have a great fun trip!
Well, alcohol indeed has also erased most of my memories, so all I can tell about my past few days is just this little brief list, just a general idea :)
- Went to swim and met a Italian guy, very nice and hot hot hot. *drools*
- Planning to start an arse spankee community with my highschool friend Sarah
- Back to the Fbi family, good to see the everyone again. *biatchslap Leo*
And meanwhile, Read this email I've got from Bob:
Hello, my name is Bob and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
Fuck 'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being wil somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
ps. Send me 2 bucks
See the point why I told you guys not to send me JUNK Forward Shit?
Now send me 2 bucks too.
P.S. I've installed my old skool webcam in MSN now, very slow but great fun to play around!
[[audio: Hot Hot Heat - You Owe Me An IOU]]
Good morning people, isn't it weird that getting drunk the before night always make you awake in the morning? and your throat craves for huge amount of water? Isn't it suppose to make you sleep beautifully until the other day's dawn and make you feel so good to be drunk? God damn it, who told me that? *although it doesn't change me from being an alcoholic*
Well, there are two enormous reasons for me to get drunk, namely Jos and Steph. My lovely Brit chicks are leaving me this saturday, travel around east coast and Uluru, then head back to England for good. The Sly fox is the best choice on Thursday nite *winks to Julian & crook mouth*, good DJs line up and did I mention cheap drink? *grins* Bascially I had like 6 cocktails and the rest of the night... I just don't remember.
Jos & Steph are wonderful people with lovely Brit chick wits, they are both very easy going with big heart to friends. Well, good luck girls and have a great fun trip!
Well, alcohol indeed has also erased most of my memories, so all I can tell about my past few days is just this little brief list, just a general idea :)
- Went to swim and met a Italian guy, very nice and hot hot hot. *drools*
- Planning to start an arse spankee community with my highschool friend Sarah
- Back to the Fbi family, good to see the everyone again. *biatchslap Leo*
And meanwhile, Read this email I've got from Bob:
Hello, my name is Bob and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
Fuck 'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being wil somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
ps. Send me 2 bucks
See the point why I told you guys not to send me JUNK Forward Shit?
Now send me 2 bucks too.
P.S. I've installed my old skool webcam in MSN now, very slow but great fun to play around!
[[audio: Hot Hot Heat - You Owe Me An IOU]]
