Monday, April 11, 2005
Dude, Gear Up Yourself!
I know I am weird, ten minutes ago I was still sleeping, now I am wide awake with crazy humors all in my head. Guess I watched too many comedies last night and I laughed myself up at 4:30 in the morning.
Yesterday, I went for a coffee with Sonic, and we started to talk about bad habits, here are some extracts:
--In the topic of "Define bad looking"--
S: Hm... Lazy men are terrible, I can tell you they are all bad looking.
F: Sounds a bit too general~ Why is that?
S: All men, sooner or later, will lose their hair, get a tummy, or even start to stink. So it's all about how you keep yourself looking your best, which I think, lazy men can never do, coz they are too fucking lazy to care.
F: OK, I see what you mean, laziness is a problem for many men. But ya know what's worse? some dude just think they've got fucking big balls and that's all that matters, they think they are too man for grooming. That shits me so much.
S: *laugh* Yeah, they just can't see that it's all about sanitization.
F: God yeah mann! they have no sense of hygiene at all. Ya know, some dudes pee worse than a dog, and they scratch their balls or butt crack on the street without feeling guilty. I can't tolerate these awful manners.
S: *laugh* true. It's bad, sometimes they smell it as well.
F: *laugh* Oh my god! Yes they do!!!!!
--In the topic of "how to make a ugly man look more attractive?"--
S: if they are hot, they are hot; if they are not, they are not.
F: I think somehow it's related to their confidence too.
S: Well, then put some nice underwear on and stop wearing the same one 7 days a week!
F: *laugh* do they really...? that's very gross!
S: *laugh* yup, truly dear.
F: Well, I think keeping a good hygiene is the most fundamental point for all the ugly men.
S: Yea, and they should do some basic grooming. Ya know, like keeping the nails short and clean, get a nice haircut, shave properly...
F: See? That shits me as well, especially those bald dudes, losing hair is not a big deal as long as they get a good haircut, but most of them tend to keep the rest of the hair long, it looks horrible!
S: I know!! it's just like Andy in Little Britain! *laugh*
F: *laugh* yeah! He is a good example. I think it's more like a mental thing, ya know, many guys have baldphobia, when they're losing hair, they just wanna keep the rest instead of cutting it in case it never grows again.
S: Nah... They are just lazy.
Both: *laugh* Lazy bastards...
In conclusion, hygiene, basic grooming and good manners are very significant to make a person look better. It's for people of all kinds of genders and sexualities, different ages and different sizes, it's universal. So stop being so fucking lazy and whining how sad your life is! Get your ass to the bathroom and take a shower and don't even think about peeing in the shower you gross pig! At this point, if you are still reading, I'm sure you either really like me or agree with me. To this extent, it proves that Sonic and I are good enough to be your lifestyle + fashion consultants, please give us a call for an appointment. *grins*
If you are curious, I had a very good time in Blue mountains on Saturday with Leo, Jonathan and Nicholas. Although Leo is swedish-british, he knows the blue mountains very well, since he grew up here. Therefore, he took us to many amazing spots with magnificent scenery, all pictures have been uploaded, check it outtttt!
Alright, guess I exhausted myself enough bitching here, it's delightful, but alas, it's time to go back to sleep, tomorrow is gonna be a big day... Bon nuit.
P.S. Leia is coming back on Tuesday morning!!!!!
P.P.S. I just didn't meet up with Hanna, that's fate... or maybe bad communication. :-p
[[audio: Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict A Riot]]
I know I am weird, ten minutes ago I was still sleeping, now I am wide awake with crazy humors all in my head. Guess I watched too many comedies last night and I laughed myself up at 4:30 in the morning.
Yesterday, I went for a coffee with Sonic, and we started to talk about bad habits, here are some extracts:
--In the topic of "Define bad looking"--
S: Hm... Lazy men are terrible, I can tell you they are all bad looking.
F: Sounds a bit too general~ Why is that?
S: All men, sooner or later, will lose their hair, get a tummy, or even start to stink. So it's all about how you keep yourself looking your best, which I think, lazy men can never do, coz they are too fucking lazy to care.
F: OK, I see what you mean, laziness is a problem for many men. But ya know what's worse? some dude just think they've got fucking big balls and that's all that matters, they think they are too man for grooming. That shits me so much.
S: *laugh* Yeah, they just can't see that it's all about sanitization.
F: God yeah mann! they have no sense of hygiene at all. Ya know, some dudes pee worse than a dog, and they scratch their balls or butt crack on the street without feeling guilty. I can't tolerate these awful manners.
S: *laugh* true. It's bad, sometimes they smell it as well.
F: *laugh* Oh my god! Yes they do!!!!!
--In the topic of "how to make a ugly man look more attractive?"--
S: if they are hot, they are hot; if they are not, they are not.
F: I think somehow it's related to their confidence too.
S: Well, then put some nice underwear on and stop wearing the same one 7 days a week!
F: *laugh* do they really...? that's very gross!
S: *laugh* yup, truly dear.
F: Well, I think keeping a good hygiene is the most fundamental point for all the ugly men.
S: Yea, and they should do some basic grooming. Ya know, like keeping the nails short and clean, get a nice haircut, shave properly...
F: See? That shits me as well, especially those bald dudes, losing hair is not a big deal as long as they get a good haircut, but most of them tend to keep the rest of the hair long, it looks horrible!
S: I know!! it's just like Andy in Little Britain! *laugh*
F: *laugh* yeah! He is a good example. I think it's more like a mental thing, ya know, many guys have baldphobia, when they're losing hair, they just wanna keep the rest instead of cutting it in case it never grows again.
S: Nah... They are just lazy.
Both: *laugh* Lazy bastards...
In conclusion, hygiene, basic grooming and good manners are very significant to make a person look better. It's for people of all kinds of genders and sexualities, different ages and different sizes, it's universal. So stop being so fucking lazy and whining how sad your life is! Get your ass to the bathroom and take a shower and don't even think about peeing in the shower you gross pig! At this point, if you are still reading, I'm sure you either really like me or agree with me. To this extent, it proves that Sonic and I are good enough to be your lifestyle + fashion consultants, please give us a call for an appointment. *grins*
If you are curious, I had a very good time in Blue mountains on Saturday with Leo, Jonathan and Nicholas. Although Leo is swedish-british, he knows the blue mountains very well, since he grew up here. Therefore, he took us to many amazing spots with magnificent scenery, all pictures have been uploaded, check it outtttt!
Alright, guess I exhausted myself enough bitching here, it's delightful, but alas, it's time to go back to sleep, tomorrow is gonna be a big day... Bon nuit.
P.S. Leia is coming back on Tuesday morning!!!!!
P.P.S. I just didn't meet up with Hanna, that's fate... or maybe bad communication. :-p
[[audio: Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict A Riot]]
