Friday, April 30, 2004
Crazy comedy
I got this from Steven Wright's work "I have a Pony", you may have heard some of them before, but classic jokes never tire of reading them one more time. Anyway have a good laugh, bet you will~
-How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
-My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.'
-I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
-I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
-I'm leaving my body to science fiction
-I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I got this from Steven Wright's work "I have a Pony", you may have heard some of them before, but classic jokes never tire of reading them one more time. Anyway have a good laugh, bet you will~
-How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
-My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.'
-I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
-I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
-I'm leaving my body to science fiction
-I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
